rm: cannot remove '/': Permission denied nice try though. this command kills systems and careers in equal measure.

✓ sandwich created type: club bread: sourdough extras: extra cheese Okay. — xkcd #149

HTTP/1.1 418 I'm a teapot Content-Type: application/coffee+json X-Brew-Method: chemex X-Caffeine-Level: critical {"status":"brewing","eta":"4min","note":"RFC 2324 is not a joke"}

calculating...

lars:x:1000:1000:Lars Meier,,,:/home/lars:/bin/zsh coffee_dependency:x:9999:9999:Required process,,,:/dev/null:/bin/sh 2 entries found.

PING motivation.local: 56 data bytes 64 bytes from motivation.local: icmp_seq=0 ttl=64 time=0.3ms // monday morning 64 bytes from motivation.local: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=142ms // tuesday after standup 64 bytes from motivation.local: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=891ms // wednesday Request timeout for icmp_seq 3 // thursday No route to host // friday, 4pm 64 bytes from motivation.local: time=0.1ms // friday, 5pm

a3f9c12 fix: finally found the bug (it was a semicolon) b7e2d88 refactor: make it look like i knew what i was doing c1a4f55 hotfix: production is on fire, deploying blindly d0e9b32 docs: add comment explaining the comment e8c7a11 initial commit: works on my machine └─ famous last words

NetHack 3.6.7 — Dungeon of Doom, level 1

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$ You encounter a segfault! The segfault hits! You die... --More-- Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] y a - a +5 coffee mug (being worn) b - the Amulet of Jira Tickets (cursed)